There’s a school of thought that says that plants, like higher animals, have thoughts and feelings. They have an inner voice, and can tell you their life-stories, if only you could speak “plant.” It’s not a difficult language to learn, actually – there are only a few words to contend with, since all they seem to care about is how much water they’re getting.
While speaking “plant” will cost you $99.99 in this instance, the result maybe necessary…and satisfying:
Naturally, this begs the question:
What other “household languages” are we likely to learn in the near future?