I am a phlegmatic man. But once, just once, I want to wake up and invent a new design philosophy, and acronymize it so sublimely even a sixth-grader can instantly grasp its exultation of the human spirit:
I want to get on every telescreen to explain The Theory and Practice of MUSE Design Philosophy:
I want to show everyone how hard our team worked:
Then, right after a Two Minutes Hate, I want to take the stage, hold the fruits of our labor in my hand and let everyone soak in its glory:
Yes, there will be doubters. And there will be haters. But we will deal with them…in Room 101:
In the fullness of time, there will be learning, there will be understanding, and there will be acceptance. One unperson after another.
One bright cold day in September when the clocks strike thirteen, I will come back and reassure everyone that we do what we do for the greater good.